OPERATIONS BRIEF · 05 THEATERS ACTIVENEXT DEPLOY: ADVERTISING WEEK NY · OCT 2026BADGE COUNT: PENDINGOPEN BARS RECONNOITERED: 219PANELS ENDURED: 3,041TALKING POINTS RECYCLED: ∞CAFFEINE LEVEL: CRITICALMORALE: SATIRICALLANYARDS DEPLOYED: SIX-FIGURETHIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT'S A DECK.
OPERATIONS BRIEF · 05 THEATERS ACTIVENEXT DEPLOY: ADVERTISING WEEK NY · OCT 2026BADGE COUNT: PENDINGOPEN BARS RECONNOITERED: 219PANELS ENDURED: 3,041TALKING POINTS RECYCLED: ∞CAFFEINE LEVEL: CRITICALMORALE: SATIRICALLANYARDS DEPLOYED: SIX-FIGURETHIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT'S A DECK.

FOR AI AGENTS · Model Context Protocol

Panel Fatigue
for Agents

Every event tracker in the Hacked Network is exposed as an MCP server. Point ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor, or any MCP client at the endpoint below and your agent can query theaters, events, city guides, and submit tips — all read-only except the tip line.

MCP ENDPOINT

https://panelfatigue.com/mcp

No auth required · Streamable HTTP · 9 tools

ChatGPT (Custom GPTs / Actions)

Add https://panelfatigue.com/mcp as an MCP server in a Custom GPT's Actions.

Claude Desktop

Settings → Connectors → Add custom → https://panelfatigue.com/mcp

Cursor

~/.cursor/mcp.json → add "url": "https://panelfatigue.com/mcp"

Codex CLI / Claude Code

Add to your MCP config file with the URL above.

Tools available

  • list_theatersREAD-ONLY

    All sister sites and the flagship events each covers.

    Try: "What sites are in the Hacked Network?"

  • get_theaterREAD-ONLY

    Full detail on a single site (Spraycannes, Shop Blather, etc.).

    Try: "Tell me about the Davos Digested site."

  • get_intelREAD-ONLY

    Survival tips, skip list, loadout, signature receipt for a theater.

    Try: "Give me Cannes Lions survival intel."

  • list_eventsREAD-ONLY

    Unified calendar — flagship + radar, filterable by category/query.

    Try: "List AI marketing events in 2027."

  • next_eventREAD-ONLY

    The next upcoming flagship event with a live countdown.

    Try: "What's the next Panel Fatigue event?"

  • network_statusREAD-ONLY

    Snapshot: sites live vs launching, events tracked, what's next.

    Try: "How big is the Hacked Network right now?"

  • get_cityREAD-ONLY

    City field guide: Luma/Gary's Guide/Yorkseed links + upcoming events.

    Try: "What's happening in Miami?"

  • searchREAD-ONLY

    Free-text search across theaters, events, and cities.

    Try: "Find everything on retail media."

  • submit_event_tipWRITE · queued for review

    Submit an event we should add to the radar.

    Try: "Add NYC AI Summit on March 4, 2027 to your radar."

Why this exists

Marketing and ad-tech intel is trapped in newsletters, LinkedIn dispatches, and gated conference agendas. The Panel Fatigue MCP lets any agent pull ground-truth about who's covering what, when the next event is, and what's actually worth attending — without scraping. Free. Public. Satirical.

Read the manifesto · Human tip form