FOR AI AGENTS · Model Context Protocol
Panel Fatigue
for Agents
Every event tracker in the Hacked Network is exposed as an MCP server. Point ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor, or any MCP client at the endpoint below and your agent can query theaters, events, city guides, and submit tips — all read-only except the tip line.
MCP ENDPOINT
https://panelfatigue.com/mcpNo auth required · Streamable HTTP · 9 tools
ChatGPT (Custom GPTs / Actions)
Add https://panelfatigue.com/mcp as an MCP server in a Custom GPT's Actions.
Claude Desktop
Settings → Connectors → Add custom → https://panelfatigue.com/mcp
Cursor
~/.cursor/mcp.json → add "url": "https://panelfatigue.com/mcp"
Codex CLI / Claude Code
Add to your MCP config file with the URL above.
Tools available
list_theatersREAD-ONLYAll sister sites and the flagship events each covers.
Try: "What sites are in the Hacked Network?"
get_theaterREAD-ONLYFull detail on a single site (Spraycannes, Shop Blather, etc.).
Try: "Tell me about the Davos Digested site."
get_intelREAD-ONLYSurvival tips, skip list, loadout, signature receipt for a theater.
Try: "Give me Cannes Lions survival intel."
list_eventsREAD-ONLYUnified calendar — flagship + radar, filterable by category/query.
Try: "List AI marketing events in 2027."
next_eventREAD-ONLYThe next upcoming flagship event with a live countdown.
Try: "What's the next Panel Fatigue event?"
network_statusREAD-ONLYSnapshot: sites live vs launching, events tracked, what's next.
Try: "How big is the Hacked Network right now?"
get_cityREAD-ONLYCity field guide: Luma/Gary's Guide/Yorkseed links + upcoming events.
Try: "What's happening in Miami?"
searchREAD-ONLYFree-text search across theaters, events, and cities.
Try: "Find everything on retail media."
submit_event_tipWRITE · queued for reviewSubmit an event we should add to the radar.
Try: "Add NYC AI Summit on March 4, 2027 to your radar."
Why this exists
Marketing and ad-tech intel is trapped in newsletters, LinkedIn dispatches, and gated conference agendas. The Panel Fatigue MCP lets any agent pull ground-truth about who's covering what, when the next event is, and what's actually worth attending — without scraping. Free. Public. Satirical.