OPERATIONS BRIEF · 05 THEATERS ACTIVE◆NEXT DEPLOY: ADVERTISING WEEK NY · OCT 2026◆BADGE COUNT: PENDING◆OPEN BARS RECONNOITERED: 219◆PANELS ENDURED: 3,041◆TALKING POINTS RECYCLED: ∞◆CAFFEINE LEVEL: CRITICAL◆MORALE: SATIRICAL◆LANYARDS DEPLOYED: SIX-FIGURE◆THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT'S A DECK.◆
OPERATIONS BRIEF · 05 THEATERS ACTIVE◆NEXT DEPLOY: ADVERTISING WEEK NY · OCT 2026◆BADGE COUNT: PENDING◆OPEN BARS RECONNOITERED: 219◆PANELS ENDURED: 3,041◆TALKING POINTS RECYCLED: ∞◆CAFFEINE LEVEL: CRITICAL◆MORALE: SATIRICAL◆LANYARDS DEPLOYED: SIX-FIGURE◆THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT'S A DECK.◆
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🎰 The Strip Down theater

CES 2027

Las Vegas, NV · January 6, 2027 → January 9, 2027

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MISSION BRIEFING

The op

Central Hall, West Hall, Eureka Park, and a Lyft driver who's over it.

TRACKED BY

🎰 The Strip Down

"Ten square miles of televisions and delusion."

Stripping CES down to what's actually useful — and the 97% that isn't.

Full theater brief →Deploy to thestripdown.com → (soon)
FORM DD-2026 · ENLISTMENTOne list. All theaters.

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